man poon

Homosexual term that refers to a man's anus as his man poon. More commonly known in hetrosexual terms as a poonani which refers to a female's genitalia.

Statement giving advance notification that a sexual act is about to occur, "I'm about to hit that man poon."

Complimenting a sexual partner immediately proceeding sexual intercourse, "...that was some hot man poon."

by N8 September 10, 2004

Man Chair

The chair in the house designated for the man of the family. Usually identified by being the biggest, most comfortable, and has the best view of the tv. It may or may not be the closest to the fridge as well thought this only typical in bachlor pads where the fridge has been moved into the living room.

"If you don't get outta Dad's man chair before the game hes gonna beat the fear of belts into you!"

by kevdogkilla November 24, 2009

Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)

My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.

by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006

Man Date

A social interaction between 2 people of the male population.

Sam and Michael went on a Man Date to the bowling alley.

by Delicious Nuggets March 21, 2009

Man Overboard

A term for in a rare shit which floats vertically in the water instead of floating sideways.

Guy: Oh my God come and look at the man overboard i just made! I've been trying for years!

by Dr Wally November 22, 2010

man capris

Pants or trousers, usually GAP cotton khakis, that are several inches too short for a man to really be wearing.

Hey Josh, do not wear man capris to work again. Get some trousers that fit you now that you have graduated from college and are no longer in the 8th grade.

by newelisms October 17, 2008

Man City

Manchester City Football Club, now the richest football club in the world. Owned by billionaires who think that they are playing Football Manager rather than actually running a football team. They are paying ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre players, and generally ruining football. But they didn't sign Kaka, because Kaka actually has some sense. Hopefully they will fail miserably along with the rest of the overpaid arseholes in the Premiership.

News reporter: "And in football news, Man City have made an £18 million bid for Titus Bramble"

Real football fan: *slaps head*

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009