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hot dog cookers 

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner
Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"
hot dog cookers by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008
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A diverse store that has Metal T-Shirts, Nirvana memorabilia, gay pride stickers, clothes w/ sharp stuff sticking out of them, and weird little characters like Happy Bunny and Eve L.
Also frequented by 12-ish year old females that like to express themselves by wearing net-sleeved shirts, black jelly bracelets, and put Happy Bunny patches on their backbacks. Pretty much everyone at my school wears something from there.
Me: Why are you shopping at Hot Topic?
Rebellious Teenage Girl: To piss off my upstanding, Christian parents.
hot topic by Heightling Power April 9, 2004
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Hot Pocket 

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
Hot Pocket by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

Hot Jeep Chick

An imaginary creature that is fabled to exist in big built rigs and be not only exceptionally attractive, but also inifintely cooler than other girls. Legend holds that these girls are low maintenance, and don't mind at all the time that their men spend working on their Jeeps.

Rare exceptions to this legend do in fact exist in the real world, usually found riding as passengers in built Jeeps for short periods of time, until which time they realize that they are in fact in a vehicle without normal creature comforts.
Dude... I saw this Hot Jeep Chick in a CJ rolling on 38"s
Hot Jeep Chick by olllllo April 27, 2004

hot dog warmer 

I let him into my hot dog warmer

Hot topic goth 

A person who they're goth because they shop at Hot Topic.

Don't get me wrong I shop at Hot Topic.
Elario: Look at me! I'm so goth because I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at Hot Topic!

Me: Right....
A fast car, mostly home-built from the 20's to the 40's
A 1932 Ford highboy roadster is the quintesential hot rod
hot rod by Scott December 11, 2004