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Facebook Whore
1) Someone who insists on changing there Facebook Status every 5 minutes to alert the world to whatever mundane task they happen to be doing at the time.
2) someone who insists on posting on everyones wall just so they get replies on there own wall to make them look more popular.
2) someone who insists on posting on everyones wall just so they get replies on there own wall to make them look more popular.
"geeze.. why has she got so many comments on her wall"
"shes a Facebook Whore, she just wants to be popular"
"pfft.. thats pathetic"
"shes a Facebook Whore, she just wants to be popular"
"pfft.. thats pathetic"
Facebook Whore by AlfyAllen August 5, 2009
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Facebook fishing
An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.
Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.
Happy fishing.
Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.
Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
Facebook fishing by The Minnow April 14, 2011
Facebook Scum
(n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
Facebook Scum by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009
Facebook Trophy
(n) A person, generally a popular person, that you hardly know, but add to your social networking site, so it seems you have a lot of friends.
Alex: "Did you see how many friends Katy has?!"
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
Facebook Trophy by McToodles December 3, 2009
Facebook Raping
The act of liking every status someone has made late at night or early in the morning to provoke surprise on the victims part when they wake up to over 100 notifications.
Person 1: Goodmorning Facebook... Let's check my notifications
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
Facebook Raping by sage_guy January 19, 2011