Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] July 30, 2015

dump unds

The act of removing and abandoning your underwear due to excessive sweating of the genital region.

I've got about a half gallon of moisture in my groinal region; I think I need to go dump unds.

by [redacted] August 07, 2015

dump unds

When you have to abandon your underwear and go commando.

I knew I shouldn't have worn my thong. Time to dump unds.

by [redacted] August 04, 2015

Billable Dump

similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.

Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"

Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"

by Emetry Rhoton! July 06, 2012