crank house

A house that nobody knows whos house it really is. Can be used for traphousing, parties, and any possible reason.

Tyrone - Yo where you going
Daquan - Im going to the crank house my nigga, Imma get fucked up.

by Gamerr94941 June 7, 2016

cranial scat

when you bathe your partner with your sperm

Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!

by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016

Crankameter

A virtual device used to measure crankiness in a certain grumpy individual.

Looks like you've got some high readings on the Crankameter this morning.

by Lebanese Boss July 26, 2016

Crank

Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things

Oh man she's such a crank

by therealog August 8, 2016

Cranialoscopy

when the optic nerve makes connection with the colon via the spinal nerve and gives the beholder a shitty outlook in life.

Verb - That man has Cranialoscopy written all over his face.

by Gearjam59 September 13, 2016

Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 13, 2016

Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.

I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.

by The octopoos October 1, 2016