blonde fart 

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

blonde fart by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

There Will Be Bloodshed 

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

There Will Be Bloodshed by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022

is u blond or is u blind 

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

is u blond or is u blind by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Bloody Geraldo 

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.

"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."

Bloody Geraldo by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011

Bloodbending

From the show Avatar: The Last Airbender
A variation of waterbending in which a master waterbender utilizes the power of the full moon to control the water in the blood of all living things. Hama, a survivor of the Fire Nation raids on the Southern Water Tribe, developed the technique while being held prisoner in a Fire Nation cell. The prisoners were given no water, so Hama had to improvise. She spent years developing the technique and practiced on the rats that scurried across her cage. Finally, she used her new skill to break out, controlling the guard to use his key to open her cage.

Hama invented Bloodbending and taught it to Katara. Hopefully, Katara will utilize that power in the 3rd Season

Bloodbending by Elisa Paz January 11, 2009

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Bloodshows 

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.

Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows

Bloodshows by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012