waffle

a racist pizza

your a waffle

by shdhdbdbdhd February 25, 2017

Waffle Queen

An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.

Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.

I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.

by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017

Waffleak

When you spring a leak in your blue waffle

Aww man that waffleak stank like ripe liver

by Shineyshorts April 25, 2017

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

Wafflegodess

DONT LET HER PLAY GUN GAME. SHE IS A SQUEEKER WITH A SCREAM OVER 13BILLION DECIBELS. SHE ALSO HAS WAFFLESEX WITH YOUNG BOYS AROUND 12 YEAR OLD.

Guy 1: im deaf now
Guy 2: lol how
Guy 1: i played gun game with wafflegodess
Guy 2: rip

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯tbh July 18, 2017

Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.

I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.

by Wasport September 27, 2017

Wafflecock

1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock

1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!

by Giovanni Mann October 18, 2017