shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011

shart

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart

by Sabe 1 March 14, 2005

shart

when you fart & end up with more then you bargined for.

Timmy was laying on the bed after coming home from a hard day of school and decided to let one rip. When Timmy realized what he had done he yelled "Mom, I sharted!!" which lead to his mom promptly cleaning it up.

by DD >double d's< xD August 21, 2009

shart

When your fart bubble becomes mud puddle.

Shart: Hachoouuu, ah poooh

by Michigan J. Frog May 7, 2009

shart

shit art

"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"

by lucas March 14, 2004

board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006