by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
Get the short girls with no hairmug. 1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2013
Get the short-handedmug. “1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
Get the 1ml short of an inchmug. by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018
Get the Short Zachmug. The act of masturbation.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
Get the Short Arm Shiftymug. incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016
Get the short dick itmug. Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Get the Maraca short of a Mariachi Bandmug.