Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of reserved land, INDIAN RULE.

by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

Rule 43B

Ironically, the more beautiful, pure and innocent something is, the greater the need to make porn of it...

Person A: I'm going to make a pornographic picture of this sweet cartoon character

Person B: Hell no I refuse!

Person A: Wait why?

Person B: because rule 43a

Person A: ahhh but it's porn so it's rule 43b :)

Person B: Damn...

by TheMightyCoinKing June 2, 2016

road rules

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

by blondie July 12, 2003

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

Rules of Cringe

There has been a lot of discussion on what cringe videos are okay to mock and which are not. These rules clear this up and must be reviewed before making fun of cringe.

Rules of Cringe
Rule 1: If powerful or can take it, mocking is allowed.
Rule 2: If harmful to others or society, mocking is allowed.
If neither apply, mocking is not allowed.

by Sir Knight July 11, 2016

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003