road rules

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

by blondie July 12, 2003

road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

sir rules

Something they post at craft beer tastings that is too hipster to even be on urban dictionary

sir rules apply

by teamdeathstrike May 10, 2014

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

road rules

a show on mtv

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

Rule 3330

You can apply this rule to break any other rules that exist on Urban Dictionary.

"Hey, you know Rule 34?"
"Overruled!"
"How?"
"Rule 3330!"

by Great Spot March 18, 2021