human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

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Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

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Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

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Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.

all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.

by jai_ June 1, 2023

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