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Tuck and Duck It 

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.
Tuck and Duck It by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008
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Rubber Duck 

The ultimate symbol of friendship. The rubber duck symbolizes the strong bind two friends have that will may never be broken and will remain strong through the test of time.
Our friendship is like a rubber duck, it cant be sunken.
Rubber Duck by C-mo-95 March 19, 2017

Rule of Duck 

Based on the rule that states:
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks; it's a duck.

Used in real life to explain the obvious truth of the matter.
Dude 1: Andi was sure cranky when I asked her about last night at the bar. She was going with her girlfriends.
Dude 2: Is that all you asked?
Dude 1: Yeh, but when she got home her shirt was inside out, she smelled like cologne and her back is scratched up. I had to ask.
Dude 2: No you didn't. Rule of Duck. Andi is a whore.

The Mallard Duck 

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."
"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."
The Mallard Duck by ekgi November 10, 2018
In the sport of cricket, when a batsman is out without scoring any runs (points).

Also:
Golden Duck - when a batsman is out after only facing one ball

Royal Duck - when a batsman is dismissed by the first ball of the innings
"I didn't score any runs, I got a duck"
A duck! by Corps October 15, 2004

sorry sack of duck 

when a person puts a whole bunch of ducks in a bag and feels bad about it later so he/she throws them off a cliff
tony: what did u do with those ducks?
alfred: i gave them the old sorry sack of duck
sorry sack of duck by misterion March 31, 2010