dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

dick shorts by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

dick cake 

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

dick cake by rob n john January 17, 2009

Dick Rock 

A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.

Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.

Dick Rock by JHitch November 3, 2010

dick whiped 

Opposite of pussy whiped, when a girl is so into the guy she will do anything for some dick

Nancy is such a dick whiped bitch she dissed all her friends for that sorry piece of shit she calls her boyfriend

dick whiped by LocationInFL May 3, 2005

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

Dick Bending by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008

Dick Glow 

Dick glow is the state of your face gleaming with happiness after a hot fuck.. maybe even sweat or cum juice glossing from your cheeks.

Man did you see that girl she's gleaming with "Dick Glow".. I need her number so she can walk with my pride!

Dick Glow by MeliMeli April 15, 2009

Dick Bay 

Female external genitalia. Intended to imply the vaginal ability to "harbor" the penis.

Tonya's dick bay sure is tight!

Dick Bay by "The"BlueVeinedCustardChucker May 20, 2009