Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Bashing Clams

A lesbian love making manoeuvre, also known as scissoring.

"Helen and Vicky hangout together quite often, and in private. Do you think they're bashing clams?"

by Penny board chaos July 31, 2016

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

Santa Claus

A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.

Santa Claus is not real people.

by Lilfam October 3, 2018

Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen

OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one

by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020

Ginger claps

When a ginger is hitting it from behind.

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?

by KimmyPip May 28, 2020