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False Crack 

A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.

Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!

He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
False Crack by JLiRD March 5, 2007
Related Words

refrigerator crack 

the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.
+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.

tough nut to crack 

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.
Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.

false crack 

A hard punch to the face. Used colloquially in Hawaii as part of the local dialect of pidgin English.
You betta watch yo' mout or you gonna get one false crack, bra.

It would be highly advisable if you were to choose your words with care, or else you will receive one false crack, sir.
false crack by blastron May 13, 2005
1) Unbelievable; insane.

2) Good, bad, or extremely out of the ordinary.

Note: Both definitions an be used in both positive and pejorative sense.
I did horribly on that test. Question 5 was on crack.

I'm so happy I got promoted. My new salary is on crack.

My cell phone is on crack. I need a new one.
on crack by Matthew Morrison September 7, 2008

Fort Crack

AKA fort mac, so called fort crack cuz of the high consentration of crack and crack heads
Guy1: let's go to fort mac and make some cash
Guy2: u mean fort crack
Guy1: ya I love crack
Fort Crack by jethro_sanchez September 17, 2010