Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

couchy

The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.

Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!

by couchy123 June 17, 2018

Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

couchers

1 word for couch potatoes!

With the onslaught of on-demand videos serials and entertainment in general I guess we are getting addicted and totally undisciplined due to this!!! too much entertainment sucks! will have more COUCHERS in the days to come!

by agilewiz September 19, 2018

couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

Couchraged

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.

I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged

by Macca60 December 1, 2018

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019