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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
mugGet the Hurt a jew, we sue youmug.

jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
mugGet the jew savermug.

Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
mugGet the Colby Jew Manmug.

Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022
mugGet the Jew dogmug.

Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.
Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
mugGet the Milky jewmug.

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
mugGet the reform jewmug.

Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
by kadoodles May 5, 2021
mugGet the Jew coinmug.

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