3 definitions by Hawk333

When someone is so braindead they make unintelligible noises like the following: screaming, gagging, winning,
Gargled speach and overall loudness.
This man is so annoying he might have kamotic syndrome.
Don't go near him, he has kamotic syndrome.
by Hawk333 January 15, 2022
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The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.
I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!
by Hawk333 January 17, 2022
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On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.
Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.
by Hawk333 January 20, 2022
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