Definitions by Hawk333

Colby Jew Man 

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-

Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson

Colby Jew Man by Hawk333 May 14, 2024

National bike mom day 

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.

Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.

National bike mom day by Hawk333 January 19, 2022

Jb virus 

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.

I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!

Jb virus by Hawk333 January 17, 2022

Kamotic Syndrome

When someone is so braindead they make unintelligible noises like the following: screaming, gagging, winning,
Gargled speach and overall loudness.

This man is so annoying he might have kamotic syndrome.
Don't go near him, he has kamotic syndrome.

Kamotic Syndrome by Hawk333 January 14, 2022