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douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
by benthenry April 3, 2015
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Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.
I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.
by Palestrom August 7, 2016
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douche skidoo

A highly trained douche with history of fraudalant behavior and cowardly like attitude
That guy over there is a total douche skidoo, he can't get no ladies
by Porntina December 12, 2015
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Douche Bag

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"
by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022
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Douche Supertanker

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
by RainEagle November 12, 2019
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boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!
by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018
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