wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 6, 2012

dooble dick

A stage the penis goes into after it has ejaculated and returns to being soft again.

“Hey corin, i’m sorry your boyfriend got a dooble dick so quickly. Maybe next time his hard on can last a little longer.

by vchutton February 15, 2018

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

Conns dick

Conns dick is as big as an krakens dick if it were real. It is SOOOOOO slimy and delicious. If you meet someone with a conns dick, enjoy

Girl- how big is you dick
Guy- I have a Conns dick
Girl- oooooooh I'm ready

by Have a fun time June 28, 2021

Grippin’ Dick

When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.

“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”

by Campbello February 11, 2023