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you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.
bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate
by dojadog.1 September 18, 2022
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once thought

It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.
Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.
Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.
by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023
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you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”
by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023
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take thought

"he halted for a while to take thought"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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