Taking an L 

Producing and expelling fecal matter. Usually done in short bursts similar to pumping.

Deen - Doria are you ok? Do you have to take an L?
Doria- No I have to take a massive L.
Deen - Just one?
Doria - I usually take a lot of Ls.
Dave - Man my sister has an iron colon. She just pumps them out!
Dev - Damn!!! Who opened the 2-mercaptoethanol? I told you inside the thing hood!!
Dave - Doria's taking an L.

Taking an L by Glodeeve August 7, 2017

taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.

Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.

taking cakes by OKEEG January 9, 2006

multi-tasking 

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.

tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.

multi-tasking by tequeman July 16, 2008

talkingheimer's 

When you're talking and basically go blank or talk in circles because you can't remember what you were talking about in the first place. A more modern word for "brainfart".

"The other day I was taking Jojo to the park and...?....What was I saying? Uummmm...okay, I just had a talkingheimer's moment!" or "I just went talkingheimer's."

talkingheimer's by Cyndi Schoen January 23, 2009

talkinglive 

Live chat

Talkinglive can become monotonous if doing so results in a hitherto unreplied monologue.

talkinglive by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

TalkingBoxes

a weird bunch of people who are not afraid of anything that is thrown our way! We are raw, uncensored, filled with salt and sweet and ready to smother you with our world. That is if you’re willing to get a little dirty! ;)

We urge you to come hang with us….promise we don’t bite!

Those TalkingBoxes and their shenanigans!

TalkingBoxes by kalisetsi December 23, 2019

talkington 

He's the perfect man. But watch out, he's a delta male. Delta males are self-sabotaging, loners; their favorite artists are Lil Peep and $uicideboy$. Ladies might think they can fix a Talkington, but they never succeed. Though they may come off as alpha males at first, they are big softies at heart who love pancakes and incense. Make sure you keep an eye on a Talkington or you might be the next one committed to a psych ward...

"You got a Talkington vibe to you"

talkington by Bobolacous August 30, 2022