by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025
Get the Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up! mug.Yeah one that I have been trying to talk you out of for YEARS and now I'm going to have to save you AND THE GAYS out of hell. You idiots you were supposed to jump in! Fuck! How many assholes am I supposed to carry? All of them, I guess. Shit!
Hym "Yeah it was a mistake. I really did AT LEAST try to convey to you both the unethical nature of this AND the immorality but that was under the other name! That was before Hym! And you were NOT listening to the other guy. Hooooly shit guys. This way more people than I initially planned on carrying. I don't know if some of you need to stop being gay or what the fuck you want to do but you motherfuckers are making it way harder on me than it needs to be."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
Get the Mistake mug.Hym "It's mistaken identity leading to unearned success and the cover up of a phenomenon that you were completely ignorant about resulting in at least 2 school shooting and what happened was exactly what I said would happen. You want me being right to NOT CONSTITUTE A WIN and now you are making up a second game that I will not play and the asserting that I'm losing because actually even though I'm right I'm wrong and you SHOULD get to have and keep shit that should be going to me. In addition to intellectual property theft relating to the first working model of AI. You LOST when the kids kids and there is no second game. You lost forever. If you wouldn't have gotten in the fucking way none of this would be happening and there's of you idiots would have played ball rather than caring about my self-purported beliefs or my every vague musing none of that would have happened."
A retard "But the thing you said! But YOU said."
A retard "But the thing you said! But YOU said."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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