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King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS
You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler

Upper Saint Clair High School 

A wonderful place in the suburbs of Pittsburg full of gays and retards. If you affiliate with the prior mentioned group head on down to cafe 321 more commonly know as the the sped shed/Chrome dome. But if you like P.E then you’ll love the teacher Snortin’ Morton who was arrested for possession of crack Cocaine, but can you really blame him for having to deal with a bunch of stupid ass kids all day. If your a young liberal this place is just for you. Most of the teachers aren’t big fans of the Commander and Chief. In addition to everything else mentioned you’ll find it to be quite the bubble with a ton of rich people. The kids here I would say are also pretty basic and stereotypical of what you think and rich high school is like. So if like extreme pressure for academic successes step on into the bubble of Upper Saint Clair HS.
Wow Marks been acting like he goes to Upper Saint Clair High School

Walter Johnson High School 

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on

North Lincoln High School 

Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.
Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.

Standley Lake High School 

Standley lake high school, The wildest school in jeffco, where the fights, drugs, queers, and stupidity is in abundance. There is nothing to compare this school to, and nothing can be done to help it. The district hired a new dean and made new rules, but that hasn’t stopped these AnGsTy tEeNs and their bathroom vape breaks from running wild. Even the teachers vape now! This school also has a large amount of similar looking, unfunny, basic girls, but shoutout to all the quirky, “i’m not like other girls” people there too.
also lmao we love u sparky, pls don’t stick scissors in the outlet again.
“look, another used pregnancy test”
“someone overdosed again?”
*charges juul/drop with chrome book
“Would you look at that forehead”
“vote YES for electrocution!”
*burns down school with popcorn

dREsS cOdE
welcome to standley lake high school.
Standley Lake High School by tchrish November 30, 2018

bergenfield high school 

Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?

Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.

Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..