Dirty Cano

Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.

"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"

"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"

"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"

by Slammer96 May 16, 2014

The Dirty Ganon

8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.

We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!

by zaboo69 November 27, 2014

Dirty Thermometer

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015

Dirty Paco

When a dog dry humps you

Eric was given a dirty paco as he stood against the wall

by P+E=<3 April 3, 2015

dirty tarzan

When you pleasure yourself anally with a banana, and then eat the banana

Being horny and hungry, she decided on a dirty Tarzan before going to sleep

by AwesomeR1234 April 13, 2015

Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015

Dirty Napkin

When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.

Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.

by @Glue_Schtick November 17, 2016