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Dirty Napkin
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When you
Jizz all over yourself and just
roll over
n
go to sleep
.
Tad was such a
lazy fuck
. That
instead
of
cleaning
he takes a dirty napkin.
Dirty Napkin
by
@Glue_Schtick
November 17, 2016
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