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braineurysm 

An aneurysm of the brain so intense it affects its capacity to function on a mental level. Usually temporary, subsiding after time has passed, not unlike a brain fart
"Oh, uh, whar? I was supposed to be in at 10? It totally slipped my mind -- I must have had a braineurysm."
braineurysm by Simian Lodge May 11, 2019

brainbroken 

suffering from overwhelming distress.
feeling like shit
guys, i’m still feeling brainbroken.

how do you deal with being brainbroken
brainbroken by donkey3000 May 29, 2019
A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!
Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉
brain wee by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019
Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"
Brain by theredcup September 8, 2019

Brain Problem 

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

brain sink 

the government limiting mental abilities even though people can only use about ten percent of their brain
The brain sink stood in the way of historical Americans and naturally born affluent Americans reaching their full potential.
brain sink by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019