Tom Bird

The Worst Sort of Tom Ever Created.

Bry: Look its Tom Bird
Bet: Shit! Run!
Bry: He'll go out with you and cheat on you
Bet: RUN!!!

by thetruthdoctorha March 27, 2012

Mama-Bird

The sexual act of a woman thrusting her tongue into the back of a man's throat while kissing. This causes the man to vomit into the skank's mouth, at which point she climaxes into euphoria and is no longer hungry.

Jill was such an aggresive kisser that I Mama-Birded right into her mouth. She fucking loved it!

by Brigham Young Jr. October 28, 2010

bird dog

a term referring to someone who screws up all the time

(Made popular by a kid who fucked up 5 times in a row doing the "bird dog" drill

"Hey Bird Dog! Get over here"

by BlackLavander December 21, 2007

werd bird

just another catchy way of saying "werd"

"oh werd bird!"

by iDKwak January 7, 2010

Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.

Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.

by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010

the birds are out

you tell this to the fiance / girlfriend of a tatted up little lunatic that rides around smoking black and milds with his shirt off.

toughguy :

girl... i'lll never hurt you like that... that's that nigga that ride around with his shirt off huh... yeah... the birds are out

by the boy milly mills July 12, 2010

Bird Burglar

UK: He who covets or steals another man's spouse (or 'bird' in the argot of UK working/underclass males).

Cuckold: My wife's gone off with my best mate, the bitch.
Cohort: Don't blame her, blame your mate! He's a right bird burglar that one.

by John of Gaunt April 22, 2009