shaft her bird 

to force the shaft into the muff

Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.

shaft her bird by Larry432 January 14, 2008

Ugly nigga bird 

Bitch ass nigga birds be like

Ohhwa ohhwa, ohhhhhhoooo

Sklanigga bird for life! Ugly nigga bird!

Ugly nigga bird by BiggieNeegsCheese December 31, 2021

join the bird gang 

v. - To become a fugitive from justice or similarly to escape custody. Based on the slang expression "flown the coop."

Rather than turn himself in to the police, Steve decided to join the bird gang.

join the bird gang by Andersonblogs May 18, 2010

three legged bird 

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

three legged bird by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

J Bird 

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

J Bird by kwillock November 30, 2011

My bird 

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

My bird by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

ace bird, cheers

Someone who desires to originate from the English county of Essex will often attempt to alter their vocabulary to seemingly fit in with real Essex inhabitants. This is a particularly common and humourous example. Meaning 'thats wonderful friend, thank you very much'

Tracey: 'Alright mate? Shall i pick ya up a bottle of lambrini down the co-op?'
Laura: 'Ace bird, cheers!'

ace bird, cheers by Han and Jen October 21, 2005