log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

the watchman

A guy who likes anal...usually recieving it. He act's like he enjoys giving it, but in the end, he likes the pain.

Petunia understood his watchman tactics...she knew what he was really after.

by Kennedy March 6, 2005

The Weatha

A person that has high self-esteem,stuck on theirself,or know that they have SWAGG.

"They say you got swagg,but I know I'm the weatha."

by Yunq PHiLLyy March 14, 2009

Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.

Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!

by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010

pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

by brendapat February 22, 2010

Late Watched

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.

1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.

2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.

3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room

by theloltrain December 30, 2009

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010