Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.

Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

Toilerate

To use someone as a toilet but in a kinky way. Sometimes also reffered as a glorified cum dumpster.

I tolerate you but that doesn't mean I won't toilerate you.

by ArlenDT September 29, 2022

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

toilet room

When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny

gtg afk guys going to the toilet room

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Toiletworthy

Something so enjoyable but easy to do or watch on your phone that you can do it while taking a shit

have you seen the emkay channel? I watch them while shitting all the time, they are probably the most toiletworthy channel

by Monkebuns December 15, 2022