Suicide Line

A slang term used by an inmate as the name of a collect phone at a correctional institution, because every time you use it, it makes you so pissed off that you can't go anywhere or do anything, that you want to commit suicide when done.

If I where you I would stay away from those suicide lines. Just do your time.

Suicide Line by Joey Jaw Breaker May 12, 2008

Suicide banging 

Its when you have sex with suicide bombers before they go off into a crowd of people and blow themselves up. Very popular in Iraq and countries around the middle east. They tend to keep the explosive strapped on to make it more erotic.

The Taliban have said that this is a very effective motivation technique passed down through generation to generation.

Quote from Bin Laden: "I went suicide banging last night, I bleedin lashed yer one out of it. She took it in the back door and everything - the slut. Mad dirty yoke"

When some member of the Taliban has sex with female suicide bombers before they blow themselves up. Its called Suicide banging.

Suicide banging by Beechbox April 22, 2010

suicide hour 

the time of day between getting home from the school run and placing prepared food in front of one's fractious offspring. Sometimes extends until children are dispatched to bed. Can often be halted by the pouring of drinks....

A: Shall I give you a call tonight to talk about the weekend?

B: Sure, but wait until after the suicide hour so that I can talk properly

suicide hour by distractedhousewife July 9, 2010

human suitcase 

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

human suitcase by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Bernie Mac suit 

A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.

Person 1: "is it halloween ?"

Person 2: "No. why?"

person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"

Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"

Bernie Mac suit by freedogger March 19, 2010

SuicideGirls 

1. (adj) particular styling of a female who exhibits a counter-culture flair for style, i.e. odd hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. Typically goth, punk or artsy in styling.
2. (noun) A web site featuring many successful web based elements, artistically photographed naked alternatively styled women, community message boards, photo groups, chat rooms, match making, and journal entries.

1. I got fired from my job because I spent all day trying to convince a SuicideGirl to date me.
2. I got fired from my job because I spent all day posting on SuicideGirls.

SuicideGirls by Spridle & Chim-chim November 9, 2003

Suitsa 

King of the motorcycles (Finnish term)

Suitsa is the best ever made motorcycle.

Suitsa by sultan December 16, 2003