Misty Potato 

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

Misty Potato by GenWT January 26, 2017

Pale potato 

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

Pale potato by Palepotato May 5, 2017

Mashed Potato Party 

A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.

Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party

Mashed Potato Party by BenD3 August 25, 2017

Pot Potato

A person who smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Weed Whale

"Yeah man, there was this fat chick who sold weed to all the kids in my school, a real Pot Potato."

Pot Potato by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

pukey potato 

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

pukey potato by kessaismybestfriend April 23, 2018

Bra-Potato 

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

Bra-Potato by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018

Spicy Potato Water 

Spicy potato water is the nickname for Poitín (aka potcheen, poteen or potheen) which is an traditional irish distilled vodka (40-90% ABV)
((Its to be drank in shots, but can be drank in larger amounts, like which is done at Irish seshs))

Colm always drinks that Spicy Potato Water at every Session possible!!

Spicy Potato Water by CRZ EchoCraftMCSimmer February 25, 2018