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Messy Mike 

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after
Messy Mike by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017
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Saucy Mike 

A very attractive musical artist who is very good at what he does and very sweet. Find yourself a Saucy Mike
“ooooh did you see that ?? he must a be a saucy mike.”
Saucy Mike by Yagetintoit June 1, 2020
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Mickey Mike 

The most finished man of all time.
Mickey Mike by dannuk February 6, 2023

Pulled a Mike 

1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.

2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.

3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.

2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.

3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.

big daddy mike 

a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome
u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?
big daddy mike by lit kid 01 April 20, 2018

The Mike Vick 

Get your girl into bed, go down on her. Just as she is about to come, you stuff her into a cage, torture her, and then put her up against other women in fights.
Anne doesn't talk to me after I gave her the Mike Vick.
The Mike Vick by Diditforthelulz January 14, 2008

Whiskey Mike

Military phonetic alphabet for the letter W and the letter M. When together, they are an acronym for Walking Mattress. A Walking Mattress generally refers to any female soldier who is a slut and will drop her panties for anyone.

Very common overseas in combat zones. This is due to the fact that after several weeks of separation from normal pretty women, ugly and otherwise nasty female service members somehow become attractive. They will never receive as much attention as they will while deployed, so naturally, its easy to get them in bed. Thus they become a Walking Mattress.

The unfortunate and sad part about this, is that once they return stateside, they will be ugly again, but their reputation and habits seem to follow them back. Likewise, they will continue to be a Walking Mattress on post or in the barracks.

It is not uncommon for them to be found wearing make up in a combat zone.
Soldier 1: "I need to get my dick wet soon, I can't take much more of this!"

Soldier 2: "Seriously, we've been in country for 3 weeks, chill."

Soldier 1: "I'm gonna head over to the motor pool and track down a Whiskey Mike."

Soldier 2: "I have a better idea. Rather than risking your dick rotting off, lets head over to the Air Force chow hall and see what the number one vajean situation is over there."

Soldier 1: "Thanks for having my back."
Whiskey Mike by elwoodblues85 August 4, 2010