The Mike Vick

Get your girl into bed, go down on her. Just as she is about to come, you stuff her into a cage, torture her, and then put her up against other women in fights.

Anne doesn't talk to me after I gave her the Mike Vick.

by Diditforthelulz January 09, 2008

Dirty Surgeon

1. Verb (durtay surjun)- The act of having sex with a pregnant woman, violently, removing her fetus, and beating her senseless with it.

I gave Hellen Keller the dirty surgeon. Then I fapped to finish.

by Diditforthelulz January 09, 2008

Angry Dentist

Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.

Julie needs headgear after last night's Angry Dentist.

by Diditforthelulz January 09, 2008