pussy magic

when a mf is so ugly and gets pussy yk it’s gotta be some kinda magic

Trent is so ugly, but he still gets bitches. Must be that pussy magic!

by not paris hilton <3 July 1, 2022

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

by officespacejk May 27, 2009

magic's theater

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.

"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"

by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020

Magical Breadcrumbs

A morsel of wisdom in the form of a synchronicity or sign from the Universe attempting to lead one toward their highest good and ultimate destiny.

Looking back, I can clearly see how the Magical Breadcrumbs led me to marry the man of my dreams.

by 1iriegirl January 29, 2024

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.

She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.

Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door

by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025