Monkey Layer
Monkey Layer by Dav1d Ownz U August 13, 2005
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monkey pounding
1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.
Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!
monkey pounding by PeeBee October 13, 2005
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monkey punt
when the guy gets a blowjob from a girl hanging upside down and then when hes about to come pulls out and comes on her face only to kick her in the chest so she goes flying in the air.
monkey punt by nutterbob November 4, 2007
Monkey Sam
Term for a particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certain girl
Monkey Sam by Gavin the lost September 7, 2020
monkey paws
A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
monkey paws by shimmybang July 14, 2006