January 25th

National ask someone for nudes day, it doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you are required to ask.

"Its January 25th, Jessica please." - Bob

by Bob Ross 25 January 26, 2022

January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.

Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.

by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022

January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.

"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*

by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020