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Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.
I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
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ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass
i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin
by chilli mac November 24, 2023
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Ham

by Ya boy Nado January 1, 2020
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Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!
Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.
by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025
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Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt
by Trai Carey November 15, 2019
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Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman
Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
by bizzeb August 27, 2019
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Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.
We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!
by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023
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