Beastie

You don't even wanna KNOW what it is

John: "Hey, Blake gave Alice a Beastie last night"
Carl: "What's a Beastie?"
John: "You don't even wanna KNOW what it is"

by HaroldJ776 July 11, 2025

Beasting Cheeks

When you absolutely DESTROY someone's booty. Similar to beating cheeks but on a scale that is simply not covered by that term.

Man 1: I was beasting cheeks last night, bro. He was squelching and squirming.

Man 2: Jesus, dude.

by chabobobby July 28, 2025

Bastiaan

An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.

Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”

"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."

by Bardo89 August 29, 2025

Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.

My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.

by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025

Beating your saber

Term used in the beat saber community for you know what

Dude come on, i was beating my saber
why are you beating your saber

by BiscuitButAPhilosopher November 30, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.

"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"

by SwiftJace December 16, 2025

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025