Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.

aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!

by cyberkez March 1, 2011

Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

by lityungin2 January 8, 2025

vacation dick

A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"

by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016

Dunkin’ Dicks

Essentially, it’s just Bobbing for apples, but instead of apples it’s dicks (dildos work as well)

Person 1:”Hey, are you going to Brad’s tonight?”
Person 2: “No, what’s going on there?”
Person 1: “We’re gonna be Dunkin’ Dicks, dude!”
Person 2: “Oh, hell yeah, dude! I’m definitely coming now!”

by Stanky_Leg November 12, 2019

Sucking Dick

a way of "getting right" some would even say an achievement

i was sucking dick on call of duty last night top of the leaderboard every game i ate ass

by acbnkz July 28, 2022