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Your in-laws are coming to stay 

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Your Love (Deja Vu) 

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!
Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!
Your Love (Deja Vu) by Razitionary December 11, 2020

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock
Your mother stroked my genetals last night
Your Mother by Wanglechild December 13, 2020

Your MOM 

The one you never had.
"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

Your mom 

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.
Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!