talking to ones self 

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

talking to ones self by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

Super tuned up self fister 

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

Super tuned up self fister by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self

The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.

M B Self by demongolemz December 2, 2011

high on self esteem 

A girl dressed and groomed at her 100% best possible outcome going to a fancy party.

She was totally high on self esteem no way i was going to convince her for a quick BJ.
No-one has ever got a alley quickie with a girl high on self esteem.

high on self esteem by estonico April 17, 2016

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

Paul Higham Self-Defence by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

nope to self 

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

nope to self by felixh November 14, 2016

Kill your self 

Kill your self

#JK

Kill your self

#JK

Kill your self by TechTronic85 December 1, 2016