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Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.
by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023
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Nipple Slap

When you literally slap someone's nipple
Nick don't make me nipple slap you.
by spaceacr1973 May 14, 2018
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hairy nipple

a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)
girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy
by johnnyester February 19, 2019
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Nipple Herder

Mina is such a Nipple Herder; leads nipples to the Promised Land!
by MMMMmmmmMInaAAAAAA! April 10, 2011
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nipple halos

this happens to those who do not have large quantities of chest hair, nipple halos.
by schippy March 21, 2009
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Nipple fucker

when you do the nipple twister so hard, that the nipple falls off
Nipple Twister!!!-F*ck my nipple fell of

haha thats my nipple fucker
by Suprafy April 5, 2017
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