Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SwiftieFan13-19

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

A hard farmer that looks stronger than she/he looks.

Bob: “wow”
Sarah: “what”
Bob: “I didn’t know you were strong enough to lift that”
Sarah: “well to be a farmer you need to be a madic”

An abbreviation for your arm to save time talking

“Ouch!!!”
“What”
“I hit marm!”

The funnest way to say your borning

You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!

Big toe

Just give the fish a wee gosle of food