meat puppet 

a rock & roll girlfriend. a substitute term for guys who feel lame saying "i have a girlfriend."

man, billy's meat puppet is strutting some serious strut today. damn, he's lucky!

meat puppet by k.zazzle March 24, 2007

Meat Toilet 

the best band in the world.
greatest hits include (but are not limited to):
wart history
heart, prepare to be stolen

"meat toilet is the best thing since the snuggie!"

Meat Toilet by Jamily July 11, 2009

meat and potatoes man 

A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.

Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."

Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"

Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."

meat and potatoes man by Marie717 June 3, 2016

Meat and Potatoes 

Tasty food, unlike the crap they serve in high school cafeterias eveywhere.

Fat Tub Of Goo- Gimme some meat and potatoes

Meat and Potatoes by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

Meat Curtain 

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.

She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.

Meat Curtain by BFD007 January 23, 2010

meat hanger 

a small bathing suit

Those girls are checking out the guy in the meat hanger.

meat hanger by Mr Lorenzo December 9, 2007

meat pie 

An asian person who acts like they are black.

Yellow on the outside, black on the inside.

meat pie by Dirge May 25, 2004