Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Relentless Eater

fat person

Yo Stewart look at that big a** relentless eater over there.

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

fad eater

A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.

OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.

by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Pie Eater

The most vicious, savage human being on earth. Being a Pie Eater is a sin, it is recommended that one does not become a pie eater in this day and age

Oh! Toby from Edinburgh? Yeah hes definitely a Pie Eater, I wouldn't go near him

by Macgyver January 19, 2019

bank eater

A word turning into slang offensive words such as idgas or anyone who really goes to a hotel using (NIGGA) Also replaced as Nothing in games gear apple.

The bank eater sucked my busta

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 27, 2019

Clump Eater

One who shows respect for only themselves and crams clumps down their throat till death

Dude my grandma died because a clump eater shot her

by Butt fridos October 2, 2019