candiani

The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.

Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great

candiani by Run ZMC May 13, 2018

Canadiansense 

1. drivelling on non-sensically on Canadian political blogs about crazy nonsense. Never being able to stay on topic.

2. Spam

Someone Canadiansensed my inbox!!!

Uh oh looks like someone went all Canadiansense on this thread.

Canadiansense by canadiansense November 21, 2010

Canadia 

A special word for Canada.

I went to Canadia today!

Canadia by Surazal February 1, 2004

Canadia 

Quite simply what the country Canada should have been called if the world was a logical place. Not to mention, Canadia sounds much more grand than Canada.

Canadia sounds much better than Canada.

Canadia by SpamFritters May 15, 2009

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Canadien 

The Montreal, Quebec hockey team.

Did you watch the Canadiens play the Canucks last night?

Canadien by Kati J February 7, 2004

Canadianized 

To act as as a Canadian would, to adhere to Canadian customs and traditions, to have become Canadian by way of your actions. Canadians are seen as intelligent, peacekeeping, liberal potheads who love Hockey Night in Canada and have the balls to disagree publicly with American policies.

Maria: Have you checked out Pablo lately?
Lorena: No, Why?
Maria: He's become so Canadianized. He smokes BC Hydro, drinks beer and plays hockey instead of soccer. He no longer has chicharron with his breakfast, instead he eats bacon.
Lorena: Oh yeah. I heard he's changing his name to Paul

Canadianized by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005