anal pore

A way better way to call someone an ass or asshole because if you say this to someone while mad you can't stay mad at them since its really funny

Crazy gf: YOUR SUCH AN ANAL PORE!
boyfriend: omfg what?! xD

by Brilicious March 30, 2015

anal wax

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

by bananafagger December 15, 2014

cake anal

where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.

like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.

by linebacker49 February 21, 2014

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005

Anal Atmosphere

n. The surrounding and local gases of a person's shit pipe typically worsened by poop farts yet not as smelly as a nigger.

Cotton picking Leroy saved up his anal atmosphere for that stupid porch monkey, spearchucking, chitlin eating, horse nig cracker luva DayDay since she nigger slobbed that fat grown niglet Antwaan.

by Sassy Dick September 19, 2009

Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

anal spade

Where you scoop out the phesces of a woman's anal cavity and digest it because your a dirty wanker and deserve to die

I anal spaded that girl last night
What's an anal spade?
Bend over. I'll show you ;)

by yournanssweatyarmpit February 20, 2017