Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry

“OMG he’s such a pastry”

“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them

“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

Pastuhova

An amazing name that is popular in russia where they dont have pinkity drinkity

Hey my name is Magdalena Pastuhova!

by cutielovespinkitydrinkity May 4, 2019

pastorialnites

1. When a clergyman or woman is unable to manage other aspects of their life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
2. Inability to manage other aspects of life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
3. Unable to make thoughtful decisions related to matters which are not specific to their ministry!

For example: He is suffering from acute pastorialnites!

I am suffering from acute pastorialnites today!

by grace4life May 14, 2019

Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

by DanSan69 July 5, 2019

Pastel Ray

Pastel Ray is an animation youtuber. She’s pretty neat and, what I examined as, carefree. She also has a girlfriend named Kayra and their ship name is KayRay.

Person: Pastel Ray posted a new video!
Person 2: Really? We gotta watch is real fast!

by mischiefell August 9, 2019