felony ring

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.

felony ring by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007

Word of the Day on May 31, 2024

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scratcher

An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

Mannn those cats at body tattoo are scratchers.

scratcher by sacred357 December 12, 2003

Word of the Day on May 30, 2024

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reefer sadness

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

reefer sadness by KoGe August 10, 2006

Word of the Day on May 29, 2024

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shrimpy

A little ass dick

"Yo if one of my ex's who had a shrimpy ,they better be careful and don't test me. I will expose you!!!😐🤗

shrimpy by tatiballa October 24, 2016

Word of the Day on May 28, 2024

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glossy taco

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

glossy taco by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017

Word of the Day on May 27, 2024

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Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Word of the Day on May 26, 2024

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Handle with care

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."

Handle with care by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Word of the Day on May 25, 2024

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